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Portland: police to @Trimet Holladay Park Transit Station, multiple reports that several people have been assaulted by a group of middle school age kids, one person reports they were sprayed with mace in the face
Dec 15, 2018
Punk kids!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
Portland OR Alerts
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Portland - Police Broadcast - Info for North Sergeant - multiple reports of a male camping in a green Subaru wagon with a propane tank and an open flame inside the car - callers concerned about safety
Safety 1st!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Portland - police to Rite Aid (Cesar Chavez) - report of a male inside smoking a cigarette at the pharmacy counter - refusing to leave
How rude!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
Cesar Chavez (born César Estrada Chávez, March 31, 1927 – April 23, 1993) was an American labor leader and civil rights activist who, with Dolores Huerta, co-founded the National Farm Workers Association (later the United Farm Workers union, UFW) in 1962. Originally a Mexican American farm worker, Chavez became the best known Latino American civil rights activist, and was strongly promoted by the American labor movement, which was eager to enroll Hispanic members. His public-relations approach to unionism and aggressive but nonviolent tactics made the farm workers' struggle a moral cause with nationwide support. By the late 1970s, his tactics had forced growers to recognize the UFW as the bargaining agent for 50,000 field workers in California and Florida.
Or he's secretly gay for the duck he slammed into -- closet cases like to pretend to fall on people they like, or in this case, accidentally shove their faces deep into the rump.
I am still watching the duck one. That is ducking funny!
I was slowing it down also. And then thinking that maybe they were bowling. OR CURLING! But also I wanted to know who was more surprised-like look at the look on the ducks face as it is slammed into its mate's bum. Totally hilarious.