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Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:15 pm

"you spoon".

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:23 pm

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun Jul 15, 2018 10:38 pm

That's actually quite sad

(but also hilarious)

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:28 am

Portland OR Alerts
@pdxalerts
Portland - police to a home on SW Comus St. - caller reporting her 23 year old son is outside stomping on her plants - son has a history of doing this

Jul 14, 2018

Heh

Post by **Cassie** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:38 am

Plant murderer.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 1:19 pm

Did he use the inflatable bath pillow when it was her turn too?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 3:20 pm

Ah, it's the old "you love these plants more than you do me" trick. Also known as Martha Stewart Syndrome.

Post by **Cassie** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:37 pm

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 3:49 pm

I LOVE HUH

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:07 am

@pdxalerts
Portland > police to Wellington Park (NE 66th/Mason), report of "a guy and a girl smoking some crack in an old Subaru"

Ah the vehicle of the PSNW…

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 10:34 pm

@pdxalerts
Portland > call holding, Albertson's (NE Prescott), report of several females refusing to leave, currently in the meat department & throwing things. One is in a mobility scooter

Jul 26, 2018

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 10:57 pm

Sounds like what's happening in gay bars all over NY now. Groups of Beckys come in and try to take over and act like animals.

Especially the bachelorette parties. Go find another bar to annoy, we're trying to sing showtunes here!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 2:26 pm

They should go to Jersey for that shit!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:18 am

THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE THEY ARE COMING FROM!!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:09 pm

The bastards!

Post by **Cassie** » Sun Aug 05, 2018 5:52 pm

DRINK MY DIARRHEA!

Post by **Cassie** » Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:18 pm

OMAROSA STRIKES AGAIN.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:06 pm

By cork!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:20 am

Portland OR Alerts
@pdxalerts
Portland > call holding, area of Springwater Trail & Oaks Park, report of a male who came out of the bushes yelling he had "been stung by bees" & was carrying a machete. Caller thought he should be checked

13h

Bees!