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Post by **Cassie** » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:31 pm

VN
‏ @junailenz
Jan 4

i just had a fucking heart attack

Post by **Cassie** » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:33 pm

Steve McPherson
‏Verified account @steventurous
3h3 hours ago

Still not over this sink from my friend’s house.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:26 am

Haha!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:53 pm

It would be great if you had to pump it like a soap dispenser to get the water going.

Post by **Cassie** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:06 pm

leh0n
‏ @leh0n
Jan 8

Post by **Cassie** » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:47 pm

jon hendren
‏Verified account @fart
17h17 hours ago

i can be yoyur angel....

or your devil.........

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:16 pm

I think he has those switched...

Post by **Cassie** » Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:29 pm

Joshua Conkel
‏ @JoshuaConkel
Jan 30

Its been years and occasionally I still think of this review of The Muppets and laugh.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Thu Feb 01, 2018 6:06 pm

The lizard has a hypnotic allure, aye.

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:46 am

That sink tho!

Post by **Cassie** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:06 pm

You Had One Job
‏ @_youhadonejob1
2h2 hours ago

This job application has an interesting choice on its equal opportunities form....

Is it a cheese Danish? I could be danishsexual.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:31 pm

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:13 am

Maybe there's an American Pie reboot coming that will be called American Danish.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:27 pm

More ace hating.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:09 pm

Post by **Cassie** » Thu Mar 01, 2018 9:15 am

Americans aren't crazy, tho. lol

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:11 pm

It takes all kinds to destroy a world.

:trolldance:

Post by **Cassie** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:43 pm

Nihilist Arby's
‏ @nihilist_arbys
2h2 hours ago

Arby’s for breakfast
Arby’s at noon
Eternal oblivion
Will come for you soon
Arby’s for dinner
Cocaine and gin
There is no god
And this is the end

Please continue enjoying Arby’s

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:01 pm

Are they really that bad?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:43 pm

Arby's is pretty good actually, compared to other fast food burger places.

I think this particular nihilist enjoys partaking while waiting for oblivion.