Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

[CaptainWacky]

Does that seem right to you?

[Cassie]

We should make a change.org petition to demand ham in hamburgers.

[Dr Dave]

It seems right to me.

[Eggs Loki]

If there's bacon on it, that's sort of ham.

[Dr Dave]

The man raises a good point.

[CaptainWacky]

All hamburgers originally contained ham before Jamie Oliver travelled back in time and removed the ham. He also invened the lie that hamburgers come from Hamburg to cover his tracks. They actually come FROM FINLAND.

[Dr Dave]

The Finish are a fine people. It's too bad that bastard nose Jamie Oliver did this.

[Eggs Loki]

Turkey burgers contain turkey even though that is a perversion against nature (which is probably why I eat them)

[Dr Dave]

Some even contain jive turkeys.

[Eggs Loki]

Or even DYN-O-MITE.

[Dr Dave]

Those are the best kind!

[Eggs Loki]

Now I'm hungry...

[CaptainWacky]

Hot dogs don't contain any dog. Only cat.

[Eggs Loki]

Also, hot dogs can be eaten cold!

[CaptainWacky]

If you're a deviant.

[Dr Dave]

Can and should are different things.

[CaptainWacky]

There should be more gooseburgers.

[CaptainWacky]

What would happen if you only ate cheese burgers.

[Eggs Loki]

I wish vegan burgers contained actual vegans in them.

[CaptainWacky]

If you want to be a cannibal, just be a cannibal!