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Stuart Taylor @stuartctaylor Jan 16
Want to feel old? This is what Ross and Rachel from Friends look like now
Want to feel old? This is what Ross and Rachel from Friends look like now
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Scwhimmer wishes he looked that good. But for Rachel, yeah pretty spot on.
RELL AROUND THE FOUNTAIN, SLAP ME ON THE PATIOOOOOO I'LL TAKE IT NOOOOWWWWWWWWW...
RELL AROUND THE FOUNTAIN, SLAP ME ON THE PATIOOOOOO I'LL TAKE IT NOOOOWWWWWWWWW...
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If I'd done the top ten back when the first four or five seasons of Friends were on, Jen would have been VERY high up the list.
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Florida Woman @_Flor1daWoman 3h3 hours ago
Florida Woman Accused of Trespassing Onto Trump Resort, Smearing Cars With Bananas
FUCK YEAH, FLORIDA WOMAN!
Florida Woman Accused of Trespassing Onto Trump Resort, Smearing Cars With Bananas
FUCK YEAH, FLORIDA WOMAN!
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Heh
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Florida Man @_FloridaMan 4h4 hours ago
Florida Man With Gun in Car Hands Joint to Cops While Parked in Whole Foods Handicap Spot http://www.tmz.com/2017/01/26/stitches- ... g-charges/ …
Get your shit together, Florida Man.
Florida Man With Gun in Car Hands Joint to Cops While Parked in Whole Foods Handicap Spot http://www.tmz.com/2017/01/26/stitches- ... g-charges/ …
Get your shit together, Florida Man.
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It's like seeing what would have happened to Howie Mandel if he hadn't found standup comedy.
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Perhaps he just wanted to share the high?
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
- Posts: 4143
- Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:14 am
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Do his tattoos qualify him to use the handicap spot?
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Sean Spicer Verified account
@seanspicer
Sean Spicer Retweeted The Onion
You nailed it. Period!
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@TheOnion
.@SeanSpicer's role in the Trump administration will be to provide the American public with robust and clearly articulated misinformation.
oh lordy
@seanspicer
Sean Spicer Retweeted The Onion
You nailed it. Period!
The Onion Verified account
@TheOnion
.@SeanSpicer's role in the Trump administration will be to provide the American public with robust and clearly articulated misinformation.
oh lordy
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He fell for the bait! His days are numbered.
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How long do you think he lasts?
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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2 weeks. But I also think Trump won't last the year.
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"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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The trouble is, Pence will be worse because he's also a Jesus head but he's not an idiot. He'll write orders that won't get shot down in court (also the SUpreme Court will have more Jesus heads on it by then)
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someecards @someecards 2h2 hours ago
Someone paid almost $100K for a Cheeto that looks like Harambe. http://go.some.ly/AH2odbh
Someone paid almost $100K for a Cheeto that looks like Harambe. http://go.some.ly/AH2odbh
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- Location: Between the worlds of man and make believe.
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I can think of better things on which to spend money (if I had that much to spend)
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Indeed.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Jesse Singal @jessesingal 12h12 hours ago
YOU HAD ONE JOB, You Had One Job
YOU HAD ONE JOB, You Had One Job