Carly Rae Jepsenbusters series 1

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:45 pm

Episode 1: We ain't afraid of no goats!

Dr Dave stood in the field with the rest of the Jepsenbusters team. Cassie looked angry, and had gotten out her axe, CaptainWacky had his riffle out, loaded with haggis packed bullets, and Carley Rae Jepsen got out her "beating" fiddle, all were ready for battle.

"It's on" said Dr Dave

"We will destroy them!" said Cassie, makeing her trademark mad face

"They need to die!" said Carley Rae Jepsen

The group stood in a field, tasked with destroying EVIL Goats bent on destroying LITERATELY everything (on this farm). The farmer, Eggs Loki was worried his farm (and retirement plan).

Suddenly a man on a park bench appeard.

"Wait, I have a message about the goats!" said the man on the park bench

"Loktar!" the group shouted

To be continued...

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:31 pm

She fiddles them good!

Post by **Cassie** » Thu Nov 24, 2016 7:01 pm

TELL US THE MESSAGE, LOKTAR

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:31 pm

Does Wacky get a cut of the merchandising for the Riffle™?

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:03 pm

We never did find out what the message about the goats was.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:25 pm

Episode to be posted this week?

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:45 pm

Episode 2: Lotkar has a message

The Goats had become aware of the group, they seemed to look angry.

"What's the message Loktar?!" asked Dr Dave

"The goats, they explode, IT'S A TRAP!" replied Loktar.

Suddenly one of the goats exploded, knocking over Carley Rae Jepsen.

"BASTARDS!" shouted Dr Dave

Cassie began to run towards the goats with her axe, she swung her axe.

"No Cassie!" said Loktar

The goat exploded.

"We must retreat!" shouted Dr Dave

To be continued...

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:53 pm

That was worth waiting for! (Not joking.)

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 8:09 pm

Post by **Cassie** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:43 am

I HOPE I SURVIVE THE GOAT BLAST!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:51 pm

Me too!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:02 pm

Episode 3: The get away van

The group raced to the armored personal carrier they had brought. Cassie was unconscious and was carried by Dr Dave and CaptainWacky. Carley Rae Jepsen was racing ahead to open the doors. The goats were chasing them, a couple exploding when they hit a tree. The group got in the van, Carley Rae Jepsen was driving while Dr Dave attended to Cassie's wounds.

"Punch it Carley!" shouted Dr Dave, above the loud noise of the engine.

"Where too?" asked Carley Rae Jepsen

"We need to get to town to the hospital. Cassie needs more treatment then we can provide" said Dr Dave

"What happend to the farmer?" asked Loktar (who had appeared in the vehicle as they took off)

"Goat exploded on him." replied Dr Dave

"What could be causing the goats to explode?" asked CaptainWacky

"Good question..." replied Dr Dave, as he continued to provide Cassie medical treatment

"Captain Kirk...." moaned Cassie (in the way injured people do)

To be continued...

Post by **Cassie** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:01 pm

Captain Kirk will save me!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:29 pm

As only he can!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:21 pm

Oh my!