Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?
- CaptainWacky
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Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?
No.  They're not alive.
			
			
									
									
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THEY LIVE TO BE EATEN.
			
			
									
									
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I wasn't as into jelly/gummy candies as a kid. In terms of non-chocolate goodies, I like hard citrus candies I could SUCK on, like Sweet-Tarts and Bottle Caps. 
DON'T KILL JELLY BABIES!
			
			
									
									
						DON'T KILL JELLY BABIES!
- CaptainWacky
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Re: Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?
What about gummy worms?
			
			
									
									
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It is not wrong to eat either of those foods.
			
			
									
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Re: Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?
You can use gummy worms as bait for fishing, I bet.
			
			
									
									
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Re: Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?
Only gummy fishing.
			
			
									
									
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And only in some states.
			
			
									
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"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Re: Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?
Tennesseeing is Tennebelieving.
			
			
									
									
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No sale!
			
			
									
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- curiousa2z
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Re: Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?
It is their destiny.
			
			
									
									
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Re: Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?
It's probably wrong to eat those sentient M&Ms from the adverts though.
			
			
									
									
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POPLERS look delicious, like popcorn chicken. Now I'm hungry...
			
			
									
									
						Re: Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?
That would be more of a public service then anything.CaptainWacky wrote:It's probably wrong to eat those sentient M&Ms from the adverts though.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
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Re: Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?
They are annoying bastards!
			
			
									
									
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They should just shut up!
			
			
									
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- curiousa2z
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Re: Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?
Well *I'm* not gonna start gnawing the legs off them! Someone else do the dirty work for once!
			
			
									
									
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Re: Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?
Break their legs with a sledgehammer.
			
			
									
									
						



