CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?

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It's because I'm on fire.
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Somebody should put you out.
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Walk into a LOCH until you are cooled off, and then dry off and take your rightful place as King.
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OCH AYE.
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And ride a haggis to the grocery store.
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I am currently in the process of having my stomach pumped.
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CaptainWacky wrote:I am currently in the process of having my stomach pumped.
So you can fill it with 40 boxes of Mystery Crisps?!
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Yes. I fell empty without them.
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All goes according to plan...
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And YES I meant to type "fell" instead of "feel", okay, don't give Dr Dave credit for making me type incorrect words.
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Just keep thinking that SHEEPLE!
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The crisps...I see them in my brain...
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Now see them in your mouth!
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FREE ME FROM THIS HORROR.
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Never!

NOW EAT THE CRISPS!
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Can't...breathe...so....many...crisps...
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You gotta swallow em'.
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I am the crisps. The crisps are me.
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Yes...yes....
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