Happy Birthday Eggs Loki!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Jul 21, 2026 9:25 am

May your eggs all be in one basket!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Jul 21, 2026 1:13 pm

Thank you!

I check my cellphone for texts/emails, but instead today it is giving me PTSD. It's raining heavily here, and there are flash flood warnings, so my phone is SCREAMING those National Emergency Alert messages every half hour or so.

I look for birthday messages and I get PHWEEEEEEEE PHWEEEEEEE PHWEEEEEEE THE ATOMIC ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE TAKE COVER!!!!111

Such is my life.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Tue Jul 21, 2026 1:27 pm

HAPPY EGGS MAYONNDAY!

Go up a very tall tower so you don't have to deal with floods and so you can shout "HA HA HA, I AM LORD OF THE TOWER!" up there.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Jul 21, 2026 1:35 pm

AND NOW SOME PIPE BEHIND MY WASHER IS BROKEN AND WATER FROM SOME OTHER APT IS STARTING TO GUSH OUT MY WALL.

WHAT THE FUCK KINDA BIRTHDAY IS THIS?

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Tue Jul 21, 2026 1:54 pm

STUFF THE PIPE UP WITH SOCKS.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Jul 21, 2026 2:01 pm

YOU MEAN LIKE I STUFF MY PANTS WITH SOCKS RAWR!!!??? or something lol

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Jul 21, 2026 2:32 pm

On the brighter side, I just had an edible arrangement delivered from my sister.

So I'll be getting my chocolate, fruit & cupcake fix while I'm working this evening.

Post by **Cassie** » Tue Jul 21, 2026 3:04 pm

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGS!!!!!!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Jul 22, 2026 1:26 pm

Eggs Loki wrote: ↑Tue Jul 21, 2026 2:32 pm On the brighter side, I just had an edible arrangement delivered from my sister.

So I'll be getting my chocolate, fruit & cupcake fix while I'm working this evening.

DRUGGIES HAVE TRIED TO STEAL THE WORD "EDIBLE" FROM US.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Jul 22, 2026 3:35 pm

As long as they're willing to share the drugs, I'm willing to share the word.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu Jul 23, 2026 2:12 pm

GREASE IS THE WORD.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Thu Jul 23, 2026 3:21 pm

FRANKIE VALLI & THE FOUR SEASONS is a new spinoff of Tina Fey's Netflix comedy I BET

I can't believe the theme from the movie GREASE which wasn't in the original Broadway show is now a Broadway song because it was in JERSEY BOYS which was the story of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons THE CIRCLE OF LIFE EH HAKUNA FRITTADA?

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Jul 24, 2026 1:24 pm

Tell me about it, stud!