The Last BBS

https://www.taskrabbit.com/

Has anyone ever tried it? Or tried being a task rabbit? (I saw it on Kimmy Schmidt)
I would ask my FB family but they are so paranoid they would wig out on me.

This is the first time I have seen or heard such a phrase. So I will say no lol.

I saw that on Kimmy and wondered if it was a real thing. Seems weird.

I looked it up. It is real. But really I don't think I would feel comfortable going to someone's house and assembling furniture or something. I have always wanted to do people's grocery shopping for them though. I thought that would be a cool job to have, or chore to do for those that can't.

I definitely need one of those, to do all kinds of things that I find too depressing to do in my older age.

Oh No! What?! What is too depressing to do?

I think I am going to sign up for it-especially this small town I live-I think I feel safer-but also on the other hand probably no one here is using it. I don't think this town is very tech savy.

I want a worker monkey like muu-muu wearing Homer.

Could they tickle my feet for me?

For a banana they will do things that would delight and horrify.

I will put "Tickling Feet" on my profile. Just kidding. No I won't. I'm not sure what I will put!

If they try to do anything more than tickle my feet they'll get a bad review.

Would you ask them to tickle your feet with their hands or a feather? Socks on or off?

It could be someone with long nails as they make good tickling devices. I'm sceptical of if feathers would provide a strong enough tickling sensation for my needs. They could do socks on at first and then pull them off when I give the command "SOCKS OFF NOW." Or maybe a sock on one foot and the other bare to see which feels better.

Well what we don't have in the store we can special order for you. Takes 4-6 days.

It should be a standard service.